that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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