Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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