If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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