Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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