you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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