1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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