I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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