I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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