dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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