No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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