Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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