i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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