I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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