God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm passing your future prison.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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