im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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