did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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