Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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