no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It's just like the Real World with babies
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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