4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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