I bet he comes in French.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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