butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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