you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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