im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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