He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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