what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
