he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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