I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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