remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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