3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I need a beard to bite.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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