I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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