Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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