who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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