i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize