i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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