Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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