found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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