and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's blow job season.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
please don't ironically join a cult
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