question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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