i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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