yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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