She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I currently don't understand fingers.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Randomize