How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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