She announced her abortion via fbk
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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