then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
