I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
