best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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