I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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