Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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