Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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