yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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