i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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