I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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