Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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