i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I skipped work to stalk him.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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