Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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