Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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