$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?