Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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